UNITED  BREAKS  GUITARS
 
Letra e Música: Dave Carroll
 
Intérprete:
Banda "Sons of Maxwell"
 
 
I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska
The plane departed, Halifax, connecting in Chicago's "O'Hare".
While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me,
"My God, they're throwing guitars out there"

The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror
At the action on the tarmac, and knowing whose projectiles these would be
So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees
Who showed complete indifference towards me

United...
(United...)
You broke my Taylor Guitar
United...
(United...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by car

'Cause United breaks guitars.

When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I'd suspected
My Taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O'Hare

So began a year long saga, of
"Pass the buck", "Don't ask me", and "I'm sorry, sir, your claim can go no where".
So to all the airlines people, from New York to New Deli
Including kind Ms. Irlweg, who says the final word from them is "no".

I heard all your excuses,
And I've chased your wild gooses
And this attitude of yours, I say, must go

United...
(United...)
You broke my Taylor Guitar
United...
(United...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by car

'Cause United breaks guitars.

Well, I won't say that I'll never fly with you again,
'Cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would,
But that won't likely happen,
And if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage
'Cause you'd just go and break it,
Into a thousand pieces,
Just like you broke my heart

When United breaks guitars.

United...
(United...)
You broke my Taylor Guitar
United...
(United...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by car

'Cause United breaks guitars.

Yeah, United breaks guitars.

Yeah, United breaks guitars.

 
 

 
 
 

A  história

Dave é um cantor de country e estava viajando com sua banda para tocar em Nebraska. A guitarra de Dave foi tratada de forma não muito delicada pelos carregadores do avião, e o resultado foi uma guitarra de U$ 3500 quebrada.

Cansado de ser enrolado por 9 meses pela United Airlines para ter o reembolso de sua perda, resolveu fazer o que melhor sabe fazer: compôs uma canção falando mal da empresa e a colocou no Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

Resultado: em 4 dias o vídeo foi visto por mais de 1.4 milhão de pessoas. O prejuízo de imagem da United foi bem maior que os U$ 3500 que ela devia ao Dave Carrol... e que agora vai pagar...

 

 

 
 
Pesquisa e Formatação:
Mario Capelluto e Ida Aranha
 
 
mario.capelluto@globo.com
http://www.sabercultural.com
 
Novembro, 2009